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  • The Cookie Thief – A Poem about an “Unfortunate” Misunderstanding

    The Cookie Thief – A Poem about an “Unfortunate” Misunderstanding

    Could you see yourself in this situation?

    This is one of my favourite poems from the book, Inspirational Poems about Life and Success.  It’s called The Cookie Thief, by Valerie Cox and int clever and hilarious.

    The following poem makes you think about how we judge other people. Sometimes we might find ourselves in certain situations and they might not be what they seems.

    Please enjoy the poem below and let us know what you think!

     

    The Cookie Thief

    A woman was waiting at an airport one night,
    With several long hours before her flight.
    She hunted for a book in the airport shops.
    Bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop.

    She was engrossed in her book but happened to see,
    That the man sitting beside her, as bold as could be.
    Grabbed a cookie or two from the bag in between,
    Which she tried to ignore to avoid a scene.

    So she munched the cookies and watched the clock,
    As the gutsy cookie thief diminished her stock.
    She was getting more irritated as the minutes ticked by,
    Thinking, “If I wasn’t so nice, I would blacken his eye.”

    With each cookie she took, he took one too,
    When only one was left, she wondered what he would do.
    With a smile on his face, and a nervous laugh,
    He took the last cookie and broke it in half.

    He offered her half, as he ate the other,
    She snatched it from him and thought… oooh, brother.
    This guy has some nerve and he’s also rude,
    Why he didn’t even show any gratitude!

    She had never known when she had been so galled,
    And sighed with relief when her flight was called.
    She gathered her belongings and headed to the gate,
    Refusing to look back at the thieving ingrate.

    She boarded the plane, and sank in her seat,
    Then she sought her book, which was almost complete.
    As she reached in her baggage, she gasped with surprise,
    There was her bag of cookies, in front of her eyes.

    If mine are here, she moaned in despair,
    The others were his, and he tried to share.
    Too late to apologize, she realized with grief,
    That she was the rude one, the ingrate, the thief.


    ~ Valerie Cox

    A poem from Inspirational Poems about Life and Success: Thought-provoking and Empowering Words to Uplift and Inspire You.

  • What Shakespeare Character Are You?

    What Shakespeare Character Are You?

    Take the Quiz to Find Out!

    We all love Shakespeare and most of us can quote a few lines from one of his favourite plays. Some of us may have even acted out a role and felt connected to the characters!

    But which Shakespearean character are you MOST like?

    Are you dark and brooding like Hamlet? Are you similar to Rosalind? Or perhaps you have the same characteristics of the beautiful but naive Juliet?

    Why not take the quiz below and find out!

    Click on the link or the picture to discover which Shakespeare Character you are!

    CLICK HERE FOR QUIZ

     

     

    Shakespeare Quiz

  • (VIDEO) How to Succeed in Heartbreak

    (VIDEO) How to Succeed in Heartbreak

    A Heartbreakingly Great Poem!

    Victoria Morgan gives us a wonderfully funny and achingly true poem on heartbreak.

    Most of us can relate to the turmoil that the end of a relationship can bring. It’s not pretty and it can twist us up in knots and leave us bruised, beaten and sore. Victoria cleverly illustrates these turbulent emotions by alternating between humour and vulnerability. This gives her more serious tones a clear and beautiful emphasis.

    “Do not pick yourself up, do not be okay, because heartbreak is not about being okay, it is about remembering you were okay before.”

    Check out her beautiful video here.